{"id":250,"date":"2008-07-13T15:04:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-13T13:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/warnas-net.ibrave.host\/welcome\/index.php\/2008\/07\/13\/the-iphone-song\/"},"modified":"2009-12-14T01:27:52","modified_gmt":"2009-12-13T23:27:52","slug":"the-iphone-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/2008\/the-iphone-song\/","title":{"rendered":"The iPhone Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s about time someone nailed this one. This is a parody based on &#8216;Nine Million Bicycles&#8217; and the iPhone hype.<\/p>\n<p>(Dutch: Jawel, een nieuw liedje in de serie &#8216;Liedjes Om Te Wissen.&#8217; Het is een parodie op &#8216;Nine Million Bicycles&#8217; en de iPhone-hype. Hyvertjes kunnen pas luisteren als ze doorklikken naar mijn echte weblog.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.warnas.net\/audio\/iPhone_Song.mp3\">DOWNLOAD THE SONG HERE.<\/a><\/p>\n\t<audio id=\"wp_mep_1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.warnas.net\/audio\/iPhone_Song.mp3\"     controls=\"controls\" preload=\"none\"  >\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/audio>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\njQuery(document).ready(function($) {\n\t$('#wp_mep_1').mediaelementplayer({\n\t\tm:1\n\t\t\n\t\t,features: ['playpause','current','progress','duration','volume','tracks','fullscreen']\n\t\t,audioWidth:400,audioHeight:30\n\t});\n});\n<\/script>\n\n<p>LYRICS<\/p>\n<p>There are nine hundred people in this queue<br \/>\nthat&#8217;s a bitch<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been here for a long time<br \/>\nbut I have to buy an iPhone just for you<\/p>\n<p>When I buy one I sign up a long time<br \/>\nfor 2 years<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m paying through my nose<br \/>\nbut it&#8217;s worth it to avoid your god damned tears<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s kind of obscene, all that money I&#8217;ll spend<br \/>\nwhen people are starving<br \/>\nand it&#8217;s just a stupid Phone in the end<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll admit that this thing is kinda cool<br \/>\nblack and smooth<br \/>\nthough I feel that it&#8217;s uncouth<br \/>\n&#8217;cause in Africa this cash could build a school<\/p>\n<p>(instrumental break)<\/p>\n<p>Gesproken:<\/p>\n<p><em>So let&#8217;s see, you have to sign up for two years, you pay 200 bucks for the phone, 39 bucks a month for voice and 20 bucks a month for data, oh and five bucks for sending text-messages. So that works out to&#8230; um&#8230; 1.975 dollars over the next two years. Assuming you don&#8217;t go over your minutes. For a phone. And the line goes round the block. What&#8217;s that about a recession you were saying?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But you want an iPhone<br \/>\nso I&#8217;m in this line<br \/>\nthough these people are creepy<br \/>\nand they say they hate Windows all the time<\/p>\n<p>Well they ran out of iPhones I&#8217;ve been told<br \/>\nwipe my tears<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been catching quite a cold<br \/>\nand I know that you&#8217;ll be screaming in my ears<\/p>\n<p><em>Yeah baby, it&#8217;s me. Now, don&#8217;t yell but&#8230; they&#8217;re out of stock. I said don&#8217;t yell at me! I&#8217;ve been here for almost 12 hours. C&#8217;mon baby, how about I get you the most expensive Nokia AND a GPS-navigator AND an iPod touch? What do you mean I&#8217;m being cheap?! That&#8217;s STILL a lot of money! But not as much as an Iphone, true&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iPhone Parody song<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,5],"tags":[39,64,59,61,60,62,63],"class_list":["post-250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english","category-diversen","category-podcasting","tag-comedy","tag-funny","tag-iphone-g3-hype","tag-liedje","tag-parodie","tag-parody","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":699,"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/250\/revisions\/699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/warnas.net\/welcome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}